Gossip Girl

Someone once asked me what I like to do for fun. Recently, I have been binge watching the series 'Gossip Girl'. I am trying to figure out how some people can go around plotting and scheming, eating whatever they want, drinking whatever they want (mostly alcohol) and somehow still managing to maintain perfect GPAs, extracurricular activities, and getting into the best Ivy league schools without being doubled over in pain or running to the bathroom all the time. In other words, how do the rich and famous manage stress without succumbing to incapacitating digestive issues?

Why Gossip Girl? Several years ago, I was presented with the natal chart of Blake Lively as an example of associating astrological prediction with personality. Aside from being good friends with Taylor Swift and occasional showing slightly too much cleavage, Blake seems like a pretty cool person who is surprisingly 'down to earth', raising four children with her husband (and their father), Ryan, of over ten years. Cudos on that anniversary, Blake. Hope you keep it up; menopause can be a bitch.

Back to the show...

When I see all those women (and men) at their high society parties and charity events, I wonder what is going on in their colons at that moment. As mentioned in a previous post, a person's microbiome can have a big effect on their personality which in turn, I understand, is affected by diet. I briefly considered spending a summer dumpster diving on the upper east side of New York, if they even have dumpsters. I think it would be very informative as I have heard astonishing statistics about the amount of food people throw away and rich people are probably the worst offenders.

Most of the research I have read about the correlation between gut bacteria and socioeconomic status assumes economics is the cause of the bacteria. However, new research on the gut-brain axis makes me wonder if the relationship is reversed. Is there a correlation between the microbiomes of the rich and famous and if I inoculate the colon of a poor person with a stool sample from a rich person, will the poor person become successful?