Friday, November 29, 2024

Christmas Limerick

The season is here.
So go be a dear
And buy me a gift
To heal the old rift
And ring in a merry new year.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Limericks II

Pulling this wagon is hard.
The workers, they won't accept lard.
They're becoming unwilling,
With this system of billing.
I hope that they don't shoot the bard.

Political Limerick

Everyone loves a good president Who doesn't increase your rent He tells gender goodbye Because DNA doesn't lie And sends illegals ba...